whaddup?

is an unemployed single close-to-getting-too-chubby gay guy who doesn't dress well. how desirable is that? but i am happy because i have a working rectum and i have a complete set of teeth attached to my gums.

what a day yesterday was. i'll butcher it all by making kwento using haikus.

working your ass off
catching stars and taking calls
unenmployment sucks

it has been a while
fighting over jet setting
i should get laid soon

plate less of chicken
ocean of potatoes mashed
what the fuck? rip off!

binging and purging,
the gang of losers we are
treasures, they are my