blogging about the twilight saga: new moon

should i say something about the movie? should i reference it to the book from where it has been adapted? should i mock the insipid writer who traded her soul to the sidewalk vendor who sells bland, disgusting squid rings?

should i start ranting about vampire hair care and the longevity of dreadlocks and the possibility of vampire lice? should i wonder how the nosferatus sparkle in direct sunlight like diamonds (which are a girls best friend)?

hmmm...

perhaps i should say something cool about wolves who walk shirtless and buff with their nasty temperaments and easy-going lifestyle. cliff-diving? seriously? can someone offer these guys a shirt?

or maybe i can talk about bella who keeps talking about what an ordeal break ups are. i've been through so many but one whole book about bad break up habits is too much. and turning it into a movie is overcrowding the noah's ark. cliff-diving? seriously?

hmmm... maybe i should say something about the movie and let people know that they cannot afford to buy the film's soundtrack. lets play a game of how many songs can you squeeze in. a change of mood can blurt out a different rhythm; i am surprised that kristen stewart did not sing along the tune. oh i remember, bella currently hates music!

perhaps i should write something inspired by this movie. a torture manual anyone?

peace out!